Breachcast 113: Family Viewings

This week we discuss the rehearsal version of The Karate Kid, the Riddick movie not having funding, Spike Lee changing things up with Old Boy, Twilight causing seizures, the Prometheus teaser that none of us saw, Star Trek 2 in 3D, whether we like to make our loved ones watch movies, Mary and Max, Hugo, The [...]

 
Breachcast 45

This week we discuss early Inception reviews, the end of M. Night, Twilight making a ton of monies, Spiderman’s new star, shady accounting practices with Harry Potter movie, Mad Max getting a does of WETA, Scream 4, no more Bond, The Walking Dead, The Karate Kid (2010), Knight and Day, Louie, Veronica Mars, and Hulu Plus.

 
Breachtube/Gaming: 8-Bit Twilight Eclipse Interactive

I can’t believe this is a thing. Very much like choose your own adventure books of old, play these very well done 8-Bit snippets of Twilight: Eclipse and choose your own path toward the end of each of them. I keep looking for either a “Start a massive werewolf/vampire, bestiality orgy” or “Start the Yellow [...]

 
Breachcast Special Edition: Summer Film Preview 2010

This week we take a look at the coming films for Summer 2010 with special guest Breachcaster James!

 
Breach Exclusive Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

The Twilight movies are easily my favorite films of the past decade. I honestly can’t think of anything more engrossing or original than the adventures of Edward Cullen, Bella Swan and Jacob Black. I haven’t actually read the books yet, but I plan to once the movies have all been made. I find that it’s easier to read the book after the movie because I’m less likely to be disappointed. So, being a huge fan I was absolutely floored when I was invited to a secret, very tiny press screening of the new Twilight film Eclipse.

The venue in which I saw Twilight 3 (I’m sticking with that for the rest of the review) was rather small, but featured absolute state of the art projection and sound systems. Edward’s white face popped off the screen like I’d never seen before, but more on that later. The entire night was predictably Twilight themed, and it was fantastic. Each of us (there were 30 journalists) was assigned a sort of Bella look-alike to accompany us for the evening, like a Bella escort. Their job was to basically follow us around, be moody, whine incessantly and get us drinks if we demanded them. It was actually pretty cute, and insanely elaborate. I mean imagine for a second how loud this was with 30 Bella stunt doubles wandering around and getting drinks for their journalist companions. Yeah, exactly, it was rather chaotic. I appreciated how out of their way they went to be different, but it was a little off-putting to be called Edward all night even though I am a big fan.

 
Breachcast XVII

This week we discuss Twilight: New Moon, Away We Go, Star Trek (2009), The Fourth Kind, V, and Devin Hester’s Ass.

 
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Jack Crow: “No… Well first of all, they’re not romantic. Its not like they’re a bunch of fuckin’ fags hoppin’ around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you’ve seen in the movies: they don’t turn into bats, crosses don’t work. Garlic? You wanna try [...]

 
Breachtube: Three Wolf Moon, Twilight Spoof

This was too awesome not to post. Check out a nice spoof from College Humor after the jump.

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