This week we discuss the picture of the new Spiderman, the picture of the new X-Men, Ricky Gervais telling it like it is, Kevin Smith hating Bruce Willis, George Lucas being a loon, The Green Hornet, and Lights Out.
I figure if I just wear a fedora with a “PRESS” card in the band, I can get into at least a few screenings. Right? Until then, I’ve found a better media center for to steal my news. No noisy kids or students. No chess clubs or parental invasions. Just a hot asiago pretzel and iced white mocha. Extra shot. Light ice. And a window seat with a sill. And wifely company. Exactly how theft should be.
Jun 302010
This week we discuss Peter Jackson directing The Hobbit, Tim Burton Directing a stop-motion Addams Family, Seth Rogen is to The Green Hornet as Michael Keaton was to Batman, Top Gun sequel, Mafia Wars: The Movie, Edward Scissorhands being remade, this Summer sucks for movies, Memphis Beat, Team Conan Presents Conan’s Writers, Rubicon, and James hating all TV, ever.
Aug 012009
This has got to be the year of marketing blunders for comedies.  I think it’s a combination of things.  The last few years have seen something of a Golden Age of Comedy come about what with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Judd Apatow, Steve Carrell, Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Zach Galifianakis, and Sacha Baron Cohen blowing [...]
Mar 272009
I had no plans to really see this movie.  I wasn’t too impressed by the TV spot during the Super Bowl and lately unless it’s Pixar, I haven’t given a shit.  But then the wife got an email stating that the Alamo Drafthouse Village had acquired 4K Digital Projectors and would be showing the film [...]
Mar 172009
Holy fuck.  I mean, seriously, HOLY FUCK! Waiting in line for this one, I told the wife to temper her expectations.  I just had a bad feeling for the film because the ads seemed a bit uneven.  And then it started and I nearly laughed my O-ring out. Observe and Report is goofy, dark, gross, [...]
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