Battle: Los Angeles has a beginning, middle, & end.

Let’s run down the mundane things you do in a typical day: shower, brush your teeth, eat something, smoke something, go to the bathroom in something, talk to somebody, etc. Barring something extraordinary happening during any of these, you won’t remember the specifics of any of those things. So one day, sometime during the evening, [...]

 
Life As We Know It

Katherine Heigl sucks. Of course, I should clarify, the media empire upon which she sits that comes to mind when I think of her, sucks. I don’t know the woman personally. She could just be the victim of typecasting…herself, in this instance. As executive producer of this latest trip down uppity chick lane, Heigl has [...]

 
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Game [PS3]

Scott Pilgrim. You aren’t a nerd if you haven’t heard anything at all about Scott Pilgrim recently. Rarely in nerd life does such a thing like this happen. In fact, the last time I can remember an IP taking off somewhat like Scott Pilgrim has, was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise media deluge, though [...]

 
Retro Review: Drunken Master [1978]

Like any red-blooded American dude, I enjoy watching a good ass kicking.¬† However, Kung Fu movies are a special treat; they are a form of visual poetry, a testament to the potential of human kinesiology and served up with a healthy dose of kitsch from our nation’s point of view.¬† And if a good story [...]

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Salt

Salt’s got a problem. A pretty big problem. I’m actually referring to the film itself when I say Salt and that problem is that Inception is preventing people from seeing it. But is that really a shame? Should you give Salt a fair shake? Will that be the one and only shit pun I use [...]

 
The Sorcerer's Apprentice

I’m diggin’ Disney rummaging through their past, attempting to turn some of their amusement park rides and 4 minute shorts into full length feature films. In fact, when they make an R rated movie about that “Night on Bald Mountain” bit from Fantasia or an R rated, live action The Black Cauldron, please make sure [...]

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