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		<title>News I Stole from Magazines I Read 3: Son of News I Stole</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I figure if I just wear a fedora with a ‚ÄúPRESS‚Äù card in the band, I can get into at least a few screenings. Right? Until then, I‚Äôve found a better media center for to steal my news. No noisy kids or students. No chess clubs or parental invasions. Just a hot asiago pretzel and iced white mocha. Extra shot. Light ice. And a window seat with a sill. And wifely company. Exactly how theft should be.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I figure if I just wear a fedora with a ‚ÄúPRESS‚Äù card in the band, I can get into at least a <em>few</em> screenings. Right? Until then, I‚Äôve found a better media center for to steal my news. No noisy kids or students. No chess clubs or parental invasions. Just a hot asiago pretzel and iced white mocha. Extra shot. Light ice. And a window seat with a sill. And wifely company. Exactly how theft <em>should</em> be.</p>
<div id="attachment_3710" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3710" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/menke/"><img class="size-full wp-image-3710" title="menke" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/menke.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="282" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sally Menke b. Dec 17, 1953 d. Sep 27, 2010</p></div>
<p>But, first thing&#8217;s first. A moment of recognition for one of the movie magicians that got me interested in how movies are put together. Film editor and long-time Quentin Tarantino collaborator Sally Menke has died. On Tuesday September 28, Menke was found dead in Bronson Canyon in Los Angeles County, California after having taken her dog out running during an extreme heat wave. She will be remembered for her artful ability to give structure and sensibility to Tarantino&#8217;s sprawling stories and will be missed.</p>
<div id="attachment_3708" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3708" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/super/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-3708" title="super" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/super-300x178.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="178" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Rainn</p></div>
<p>And second thing&#8217;s second. There are plenty of examples where movies get undercut by a similar motion picture releases. There are races to get <em>your</em> idea out first, but dammit, you got tooken, or another film with the same idea had a much higher profile. Sort of like <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Repo Men</span> vs. <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Repo: The Genetic Opera</span>. We‚Äôve talked about this <a href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/03/22/repo-men/">before</a>. And the ordinary dude becomes superhero story is now entrenched in our post-modern Hollywood world. And that‚Äôs cool, ‚Äòcause there are some cool stories out there, maybe the best of which is <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Special</span> starring Michael Rapaport (an <em>awesome</em> take on the story). <em>But</em>, it was indie, and went without notice. Enter <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Kick-Ass</span> and everyone thinks it‚Äôs so inventive, and I can‚Äôt help but feel sad for <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Special</span> directors Hal Haberman and Jeremy Passmore. Not too bad though, as <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Kick-Ass </span>currently sits at the top of the list of my favorite movies of 2010. But the thunder has officially been claimed, and James Gunn (the evil genius behind the amazing horror/comedy <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Slither</span>), with his own ordinary-dude superhero movie, will have to hope people don‚Äôt see him as a copycat (especially since he got the green light before <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Kick-Ass</span> was finished).</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Super</span> stars Rainn Wilson (whom I love from <span style="text-decoration: underline;">House of 1000 Corpses</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Last Mimzy</span>) as Frank D‚ÄôArbo (by day) and <em>The Crimson Bolt</em> (by night). Frank‚Äôs lovely wife Sarah (Liv Tyler of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Plunkett and Macleane</span>) gets cozy with a drug dealer Jacques (Kevin Freaking Bacon), and Frank, being that he is, as it were, <em>PISSED</em>, decides to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Also starring is Ellen Page as the kinda stupid sidekick Boltie, along with <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Slither</span> alums Nathan Fillion (as The Holy Avenger), Gregg Henry and Michael Rooker. Level of psyched? <em>SUPERpsyched</em> (cue the trombones).</p>
<p>Hey Phil. Do we have a clip? No? Did they bring‚Ä¶ ok yeah. Yeah. Here‚Äôs a clip.<br />
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<p>And as the movie industry mines the comics vein dry, I get capsules and a shitload of pictures!!</p>
<div id="attachment_3707" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3707" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/xerxes/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3707 " title="xerxes" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/xerxes-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Xerxes</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Xerxes</span> ‚Äì Frank Miller‚Äôs companion piece to his Snyder-directed <span style="text-decoration: underline;">300</span> gets the nod. Probably to be directed by Zack Snyder with similar styling.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wanted 2</span> ‚Äì Production is still up in the air as Jolie has said she would not return for a sequel, McAvoy is currently working on the new X-Men movie, and Timur has moved on to direct <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter</span>. But a sequel has been written, and will most likely get made one way or another.</p>
<div id="attachment_3699" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3699" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/dredd-2/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3699 " title="dredd" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dredd1-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">Dredd</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Dredd</span> ‚Äì Judge Dredd reboot. 2 names: Karl Urban / Alex Garland. Boom. Urban brings his toughguy grimace and Alex Garland brings his incredible screenplaying (see also <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Sunshine</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">28 Days Later</span>. And <em>do not</em> see <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Beach</span>)</p>
<div id="attachment_3703" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3703" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/metal/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3703 " title="metal" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/metal-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">IN 3 - D !</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Heavy Metal</span> ‚Äì a 2012 version of the decreasingly popular animation/hard rock/sci-fi mashup. But with directors like David Fincher, Zack Snyder, Gore Verbinski and James Cameron lending their hands, this one could actually be interesting.</p>
<div id="attachment_3705" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3705" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/shadow/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3705 " title="shadow" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/shadow-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Who knows?</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Shadow</span> ‚Äì I don‚Äôt know much, but that Raimi‚Äôs understudy, David Slade is directing. Raimi Slade. Sounds like a private eye. Awesome.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Earp: Saints for Sinners</span> ‚Äì And if I‚Äôm getting in line just because Raimi‚Äôs <em>producing</em> a movie, you can be damn sure I‚Äôll be¬†first up for when he actually directs one. The legendary American lawman, Wyatt Earp has time-traveled to a post-apocalyptic future world, and he has to kick some ass ‚Ä¶ in Las Vegas.</p>
<div id="attachment_3706" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3706" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/the_goon/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3706 " title="The_Goon" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The_Goon-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">There can be only one</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Goon</span> ‚Äì An animated¬†early¬†20th century¬†period piece starring Clancy Brown as an over-the-hill brawler¬† and Paul Giamatti is his buddie Frankie. The premise? The Goon goes around kicking the shit out of zombies, vampires and the like.</p>
<p>And finally&#8230;</p>
<div id="attachment_3702" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3702" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/hornet/"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3702 " title="hornet" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hornet-250x250.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></span><p class="wp-caption-text">Michel is a man&#39;s name</p></div>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Green Hornet</span> ‚Äì Starring Seth Rogen, Cameron Diaz, Christophe Waltz, Jay Chou, Edward Furlong, Edward James Olmos and Tom Wilkinson (awesome line-up), and I‚Äôm not thinking it‚Äôll be the greatest superhero movie ever, but if anyone on the planet can show me something amazing in 3D, it‚Äôs going to be Michel Gondry (director of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Science of Sleep</span>). While it‚Äôs still only a 2D to 3D conversion, I have high hopes that Gondry will find a way to show me something I‚Äôve never seen before.</p>
<div id="attachment_3700" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3700" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/duncanjones/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-3700" title="duncanjones" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/duncanjones-300x180.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="180" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The product of Ziggy&#39;s starudst</p></div>
<p>Other cool news! Mediabreach favorite Duncan Jones (writer/director of <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Moon</span>) is back at work! While his initial follow-up <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Mute</span> has been shelved, the new project is <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Source Code</span> starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake G actually convinced Jones to join the project. Ben Ripley wrote the script back in 07, and it had attracted a few other directors in the past, but this time, <em>it‚Äôs for real</em>. The story: a military man wakes up on a train in someone else‚Äôs body with no idea how he got there and no idea¬†whether or not everything is¬†&#8230; real. And it‚Äôs a science fiction. And it&#8217;s a dark comedy. Sold? YES. Co-starring are Michelle Monaghan (<span style="text-decoration: underline;">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang</span>), Vera Farmiga (<span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Departed</span>) and Jeffrey Wright (Felix in the new James Bond movies). Duncan Jones said of the script, ‚ÄúWhen it was brought to me it was serious, quite cerebral, dark and depressing. My take was, ‚ÄòThis could actually be quite fun‚Ä¶‚Äô‚Äù and thus was injected what has been termed ‚ÄúHitchcock-style‚Äù humor. And if you care about this kind of thing (which you <em>should</em>), <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Source Code</span> is edited by the legendary Paul Hirsch ‚Äì editor of the first 2 <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Star Wars</span> films as well as <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ferris Buehler‚Äôs Day Off</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Footloose</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Steel Magnolias</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Falling Down</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Lake Placid</span> and much much more! PSYCHED.</p>
<div id="attachment_3709" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 278px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3709" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/gina3/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-3709" title="gina3" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gina3-268x300.jpg" alt="" width="268" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">CRUSH</p></div>
<p>And very quickly, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Haywire</span> is set for a 2011 release. Directed by Steven Soderbergh (whose movies like <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Good German</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Traffic</span> I generally hate) and written by Lem Dobbs (whose screenplays like <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Dark City</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Score</span> I generally love), <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Haywire</span> stars former American Gladiator, first lady of mixed martial arts and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Red Alert 3</span> model, Gina Carano as a black-ops badass who‚Äôs been double-crossed and, must, whup, ass. Also starring (are you ready?) Michael Douglas, Chater Tanums, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Antonio Banderas, Mathieu Kassovitz and Bill Freaking Paxton. DAMN.</p>
<p>And let me rep <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Total Film</span> magazine (the bestest ever) for a minute. Check out these mini-bonuses:</p>
<p>As though there weren‚Äôt enough awesome things to waste money on<br />
<a href="www.tinyurl.com/100starwarsts">www.tinyurl.com/100starwarsts</a></p>
<p>And there‚Äôs proof. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the man. And he dances!<br />
<a href="www.tinyurl.com/joeglyt">www.tinyurl.com/joeglyt</a></p>
<p>And in honor of her new movie <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stone</span> with Edward Norton and Robert De Niro, a celebration of one of my favorite favorite actor/celebrities!<br />
Milla Jovovich.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div id="attachment_3704" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 658px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-3704" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/10/07/news-i-stole-from-magazines-i-read-3-son-of-news-i-stole/milla-stone/"><img class="size-full wp-image-3704  " title="milla stone" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/milla-stone.jpg" alt="" width="648" height="432" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Stone&#39;s girl</p></div>
<p>Here&#8217;s an awesome clip from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXnlKGYIXU">Dummy</a></p>
<p>And an awesome song from Carson Daly (which you MUST watch all the way to the end)¬† ‚Ä¶<br />
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		<title>Trailer: Jackboots on Whitehall</title>
		<link>http://mediabreach.com/2010/06/04/trailer-jackboots-on-whitehall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">This is one of those trailers that I can&#8217;t really set up.¬† It just sort of speaks for itself.¬† You must watch it though, so press play.</p>
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		<title>Adam&#8217;s Crawl Space: Deuces Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not since The Boondock Saints has a movie wanted to be so cool and failed so hard.¬† Deuces Wild should have been a pretty interesting movie, but sadly it falls short on everything it attempts to accomplish.¬† The story is vanilla, the characters are boring exaggerations of how real people act and the stylistic choices <a href='http://mediabreach.com/2010/04/06/adams-crawl-space-deuces-wild/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-3011" href="http://mediabreach.com/2010/04/06/adams-crawl-space-deuces-wild/deuces/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3011" title="deuces" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/deuces.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="215" /></a>Not since <em>The Boondock Saints</em> has a movie wanted to be so cool and failed so hard.¬† <em>Deuces Wild</em> should have been a pretty interesting movie, but sadly it falls short on everything it attempts to accomplish.¬† The story is vanilla, the characters are boring exaggerations of how real people act and the stylistic choices have absolutely nothing of substance to back them up.¬† Oh, I‚Äôm sorry.¬† Are some of you still reeling from my Boondock Saints comparison?¬† I know that movie has an ungodly number of fans out there, but it was the most obvious choice to point to when it comes to stylistic melodramaction bullshit.¬† ¬†¬†What a coincidence that Norman Reedus is in both of these buckets of piss.</p>
<p>I remember seeing the trailer for <em>Deuces Wild</em> and actually laughing out loud in the theater.¬† ¬†Even with just a 2 minute trailer, there was no way to hide the over dramatized performances in the flick which mainly came from Stephen Dorff (big surprise), Brad Renfro and the aforementioned Norman Reedus.¬†¬†¬† I know, I know, I hate on the Dorff a lot.¬† Get used to it; he‚Äôs got a nice list of shit to cull reviews from.¬†¬† The studio knew this movie was bad, and you know how I know that?¬† It was released on May 3, 2002.¬† What is significant about that date you ask?¬† Anyone?¬† You in the back, I hear you, and you are correct.¬† A little film called <em>Spider-Man</em> directed by some awesome motherfucker named Sam Raimi was also released on May 3, 2002.¬† Woops.</p>
<p>They sent this fucker to die, and die it certainly did.¬† I only wish all prints had been burned and of course complimentary memory wipes offered to all the actors involved.¬† Director Scott Kalvert should be strapped down and forced to watch this movie on a loop until he promises never to direct again.¬† He did <em>Basketball Diaries</em> too, which I remember being ok at best.¬† It got its praise due to Leonardo Dicaprio, who I would carry a child for.¬† Don‚Äôt ask how I‚Äôm able to do that.¬† It‚Äôs complicated.</p>
<p>I realize 99% of you have no clue what movie this is and I know a few of you are probably a little steamed at me for hating on some actors or movies you love.¬† I only do it because I have to, folks.¬† <em>Deuces Wild</em> is the story of two brothers, Leon (Stephen Dorff/Deacon Frost/FearDotCom guy) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) who live in 1950s Brooklyn.¬† Their younger brother Alfonse died of a drug overdose three years earlier, because token bad guy Marco (Norman Reedus) kept selling him smack even after Leon had asked him to stop.¬† Marco goes to jail and does some time for the death of their brother.</p>
<p>Everything is roses for awhile.¬† Leon starts his own gang, the Deuces, which really is an unfortunate name to choose.¬† His only goal is to protect his block from drug pushers and the rival gang, the Vipers who are led semi-remotely by an incarcerated Marco.¬† ¬†The Deuces¬† are not all nice young men helping old ladies across the street though, they suffer from the same deficiencies that every gang does.¬† Early on in the movie, Bobby beats the crap out of a deaf kid because he walked onto the Deuces turf.¬† Nice guys.¬† The Deuces free ride is short lived because when¬† Marco is released from prison,¬† he&#8217;s hungry to establish dominance on the block once again.</p>
<p>I have to be honest here.¬† As soon as the credits rolled and I shut this off I had to mellow out.¬† I‚Äôm listening to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/reginaspektor" target="_blank">Regina Spektor</a> as I‚Äôm writing this so I don‚Äôt go off into some blind rage.¬† You may think that kind of hate makes a good Crawl Space, but really all that would look like is this:</p>
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<p>You don‚Äôt want to read a review from a caveman, and I don‚Äôt want to end up with a broken keyboard alright?</p>
<p>Not even James Franco could save this movie.¬† Balthazar Getty couldn‚Äôt do it either.¬† I should mention that DAMN does that guy look like a young Charlie Sheen.¬† It‚Äôs uncanny.¬† Frankie Muniz definitely did nothing to help the picture out other than look like his usual bug-eyed awkward self.¬† The film is a pint of piss when it wants you to believe that it‚Äôs a delicious frothing pint of lager.¬†¬† It‚Äôs a bunch of bad accents spoken by wannabe tough-kids with zero charisma.¬† Even the characters that you‚Äôre supposed to like make it impossible for you to do so because they‚Äôre drawn up as one-dimensional and paper-thin as you can get.</p>
<p>I thought maybe, just maybe the gang battles would save some part of this movie but I was left with some very unintentionally funny fight scenes instead.¬† The typical bad director overuse of slow-motion, coupled with some truly laughable edits in these scenes nearly had me dying.¬† At one point it was as if every punch was dubbed with the sound of a shotgun blast, and it generally only took one blow to take a gang member down.¬† There‚Äôd be a punch, and then Kalvert would cut to another punch, and then another punch, and then another so it‚Äôs just like a montage of punches.¬† There didn‚Äôt even seem to be any sort of attempted realistic flow to the fight at all.¬† To top the battle off, the soundtrack to it all was, get ready for it, ELECTRIC GUITAR WANKERY.¬† That‚Äôs right.¬† This period film set in the 1950s features Yngwie Malmsteen (not really him) scoring the first big gang battle! ¬†¬†You know how it was back then.¬† Greasers would sit on the stoop of their building in Brooklyn smoking cigarettes, drinking beer and blaring Eddie Van Halen‚Äôs Eruption.¬† It was this scene that was the turnaround point to this movie becoming enjoyable and it graduated to the ‚Äòso bad it‚Äôs good‚Äô category.</p>
<p>Did I mention the Dorff single-handedly takes down the Vipers in that scene?¬† He shows up late because he‚Äôs banging his old lady and when he arrives, he discovers his Deuces are nearly beaten.¬† Naturally, he leaps into the air and clotheslines two Vipers (in slo-mo of course) sending them to the ground.¬† What follows was a Dorff punch-a-thon that capped one of the lamest and funniest gang fights ever put to film.¬† Guys, if you want to watch a good movie about punk ass kids running around in gangs, watch Francis Ford Coppola‚Äôs <em>The Outsiders</em> first.¬† Watch <em>Deuces Wild</em> when you‚Äôre trashed or have friends over that you want to punish.</p>
<p>So what‚Äôs legitimately good about it then?¬† I thought about this for a long time, and the only thing I was able to come up with is that there‚Äôs a shirtless James Franco in here in a scene by a swimming pool.¬† I can just imagine Franco getting told the weekend box office totals for Deuces and him screaming¬† ‚ÄúI DON‚ÄôT CAAAAARRRE!!‚Äù while snorting coke off of a Spider-Man comic book and being surrounded by a sea of boobs and cash.¬†¬† I mean really, how strange is it that the guy is in a complete bomb and one of the biggest movies ever at the same exact time?¬† Ah, if I could only have been a fly on that wall.</p>
<p>What more do you want from me?¬† The final battle has to be seen to be believed.¬† I don&#8217;t want to overhype this nonsense, but it&#8217;s so silly that you need to check it out.¬† I won&#8217;t spoil it.¬† Norman Reedus does his best honestly with what he‚Äôs given in this.¬†¬† His character Marco is just too ordinary and generic to do anything really interesting with.¬† On paper the cast looks phenomenal, but it ends up just a big, ugly mess of bad ideas and even worse directing.¬† If you‚Äôre looking to rent a movie that wants to be <em>Goodfellas </em>with children minus all of the cool dialogue and neat-o direction, then by all means, this is for you.¬†¬† I suppose if you&#8217;re a fan of <em>Newsies</em> or <em>Swing Kids</em> this is kind of like that, only it sucks even harder and people hit each other with chains and bats.¬† As I said before, this movie does belong in the ‚Äòso bad it‚Äôs good‚Äô category, so I suppose I can recommend it even for you film buffs out there.¬† Just bring a supply of alcohol; it‚Äôll only make it funnier. ¬†¬†Oh by the way, Matt Dillon is in this.¬† He does nothing.¬†¬† Well, he punches Dorff, so that‚Äôs something.¬† I‚Äôm gone.</p>
<p>Mini Reviews!!</p>
<p><strong><em>A Perfect Getaway</em></strong> ‚Äì</p>
<p>Hi, David Twohy, it‚Äôs Adam.¬† You know, from the Breach!¬† Anyways, next time you write a movie, make sure you craft it so that you don‚Äôt have to stick a 4 hour flashback at the end of it.¬†¬† You ruined an otherwise perfectly awesome Timothy Olyphant and Steve Zahn vehicle!!¬† Asshole.¬† The way you shot the flashback was pretty rad though.</p>
<p><strong><em>Angels and Demons</em></strong> (<strong>THE REVIEW IS ONE LONG SPOILER</strong>) ‚Äì</p>
<p>Ewan McGregor is a priest.¬† He flies a helicopter with an anti-matter device on board into the heavens to save the day, and parachutes to safety down into St. Peter‚Äôs Square.¬† FUCK YEAH.</p>
<p><strong><em>Obsessed </em></strong>‚Äì</p>
<p>I watched 5 minutes of it.¬† Idris Elba has sex with Beyonce.¬† I got what I needed.</p>
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		<title>The Ghost Writer (2010)</title>
		<link>http://mediabreach.com/2010/02/19/the-ghost-writer-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always worry about reviewing movies like this. ¬†I&#8217;ll get this off my chest before we dive into things: I know that director Roman Polanski made a very poor decision years before I was even born. ¬†He made an even poorer decision by not facing the charges then and creating a semi-large media circus this <a href='http://mediabreach.com/2010/02/19/the-ghost-writer-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/The-Ghost-Writer.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2625" title="The-Ghost-Writer" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/The-Ghost-Writer.jpg" alt="The-Ghost-Writer" width="512" height="327" /></a>I always worry about reviewing movies like this. ¬†I&#8217;ll get this off my chest before we dive into things: I know that director Roman Polanski made a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski#Sexual_assault_case">very poor decision</a> years before I was even born. ¬†He made an even poorer decision by not facing the charges then and creating a semi-large media circus this past Fall when he was arrested. ¬†All that aside, the man has made some fairly significant films and my endorsement of The Ghost Writer in no way should reflect how I feel about his offscreen actions. ¬†Rape evokes some strong reactions and I only hope that you can remove those from your opinion should you be afforded the option to check this movie out. ¬†Besides, I&#8217;m sure if we viewed all the skeletons hidden in Hollywood&#8217;s closets we&#8217;d find a lot more situations like Polanski&#8217;s. ¬†Not saying that makes it any better but&#8230; Alright I&#8217;ll wrap this preface up there.</p>
<p>Political thrillers can be a polarizing mess. ¬†I find the ones that work, such as The Ghost Writer, typically find a side of the fence to lean on and stay with that. ¬†This of course alienates a good portion of the potential audience but at the same time, stays consistent through out. ¬†This is something that last year&#8217;s <a href="http://mediabreach.com/2009/04/22/state-of-play-review-by-dustin/">State of Play</a> couldn&#8217;t fully grasp. The wishy washy twist in that movie basically just makes <em>all</em> politicians seem like assholes. ¬†Which may or may not be true but from a film perspective, it&#8217;s a proverbial cop out. ¬†Instead of being ballsy and choosing a side, that film decided to be more mainstream and let everyone win. ¬†The Ghost Writer on the other hand not only takes a political stance, it&#8217;s a damn good movie to boot.</p>
<p>The movie opens on a ferry as it&#8217;s docking and letting drivers depart onto an island just offshore of the US. ¬†An SUV remains parked and doesn&#8217;t move, forcing a tow truck to show up and cart it away. ¬†We then cut to a body washing up on, presumably, a nearby shore. ¬†We later learn that this is the writer of former Prime Minister Adam Lang&#8217;s (Pierce Brosnan) memoirs. ¬†The plot goes full steam ahead with our hero, The Ghost whose real name is never revealed (Ewan McGregor), being contracted for a month&#8217;s work to rewrite, or ghost write, the memoirs into a more effective style. ¬†To reveal any more of the plot would be criminal. ¬†Get it? ¬†<em>Criminal</em>!</p>
<p>The great thing about the movie is how easily I connected with The Ghost. ¬†You basically learn everything about Adam as he does and I was amazed at how this worked. ¬†I was recounting the movie to the wife last night when I realized that I had already figured out the big twist just before it was fully shown to the audience. ¬†But the cool thing was that I discovered it at the very same moment and in the very same way that The Ghost did. ¬†I may not be describing this correctly but damn, it really worked for me. ¬†Watching the film through The Ghost&#8217;s eyes was a pretty unique experience.</p>
<p>None of that would work if it weren&#8217;t for the performances though. ¬†You have to believe the things that are happening and McGregor and Brosnan do so with ease. ¬†I had forgotten that Kim Cattrall wasn&#8217;t just a boozing sex addict. ¬†Her turn as Amelia Bly, Lang&#8217;s assistance, isn&#8217;t particularly pivotal to the film but she makes it stand out. ¬†Olivia Williams (Dollhouse) as Ruth Lang runs the gamut of emotions as the respecting yet challenging wife to the former PM. ¬†The wives of political figures, no matter the misgivings of their ruling spouses, are usually given a free pass. ¬†I&#8217;ll say it- most of the time, they&#8217;re just there. ¬†I know people that can&#8217;t stand Former President Bush but can barely muster a thought for Former First Lady Laura. ¬†So it&#8217;s rather interesting to see the way Mum portrays the affluent Mrs. Lang given that her character has become this same sort of &#8220;after though.&#8221; ¬†Needless to say, she&#8217;s believable and does a really great job.</p>
<p>So I ended the paragraph but I&#8217;m not done talking about the acting. ¬†A lot of people crowd Tom Wilkinson&#8217;s jock but holy shit is this guy awesome in this movie. ¬†His Professor Paul Emmet easily stole the show for me and even now I still can&#8217;t put my finger on what exactly his character was trying to accomplish. ¬†Well, I guess I <em>can</em> but the confusion had more to do with the enigmatic presence he brings in a confrontation between him and The Ghost. ¬†It really just added confusion to the quest but is played with such a cocky level of creepy by Wilkinson that I just can&#8217;t help but go all hyperbolic on your asses. ¬†I know it&#8217;s early, but this is one of the best performances of the year. ¬†They might as well just nominate this dude every year as long as he keeps this level of acting up.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s get back to those politics I mentioned earlier. ¬†You may have inferred that the film will either piss you off or make you smile blissfully. ¬†I would argue that the film is not necessarily red or blue but takes a more worldly approach to the subject. ¬†It won&#8217;t surprise me at all if someone were to label the film as &#8220;anti-American&#8221; as there is certainly some cynicism on display. ¬†But I think this story could be told from a lot of different angles. ¬†It just so happens that the angle they choose happens to be rather topical. ¬†I&#8217;m being cryptic so as to not ruin the story, but I guess I&#8217;m just trying to say that you shouldn&#8217;t let your politics keep you from seeing the movie. ¬†Hell, if anything I think that if you fear the film could challenge your beliefs than you should see it even more. ¬†One movie is <em>not </em>going to change the political landscape but this one can certainly spark a great conversation or two.</p>
<p>So I hope that if you&#8217;re still reading you are in some way sold on The Ghost Writer. ¬†I know it&#8217;s a film that is getting little to no press and may not even be releasing in your neck of the woods this week. ¬†And I know we&#8217;ve been wading through some crap so far this year, but it&#8217;s easily the best thing rolling right now. ¬†I have failed to mention that the very last, and I mean <em>very last, </em>moment in the film is certainly questionable. ¬†But even with that I really, really enjoyed it.¬†¬†Bottom line and this is easy- highly recommended and hope to see your thoughts in the comments section later on.</p>
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		<title>Sleeper Cell: A Life Less Ordinary (1997)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A movie with a twelve million dollar budget with an all-star director and his all-star writer leading an all-star cast grossing under five million dollars is the very definition of sleeper. If ever there were a movie that you should&#8217;ve seen but you didn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s The Genius Danny Boyle&#8217;s A Life Less Ordinary. And don&#8217;t <a href='http://mediabreach.com/2010/02/05/sleeper-cell-a-life-less-ordinary-1997/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2527" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mainpic1-300x168.jpg" alt="mainpic" width="300" height="168" />A movie with a twelve million dollar budget with an all-star director and his all-star writer leading an all-star cast grossing under five million dollars is the very definition of sleeper. If ever there were a movie that you should&#8217;ve seen but you didn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s The Genius Danny Boyle&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline">A Life Less Ordinary</span>. And don&#8217;t you feel ashamed? After all, The Genius Danny Boyle turned down his shot at horror immortality by declining the offer to direct <span style="text-decoration: underline">Alien: Resurrection</span> to instead helm the much lower profile screenplay by John Hodge (writer of The Genius Danny Boyle‚Äôs hits <span style="text-decoration: underline">Trainspotting</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline">Shallow Grave</span>). Alien 4 ultimately fell to French master Jean-Pierre Jeunet (who will no doubt be featured in a future review) who made the best movie he could (according to him), and while he was celebrated as a conquering hero in France, American audiences shied away from his particular brand of space/horror/comedy.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">A Life Less Ordinary</span> isn‚Äôt the TYPICAL, typical sleeper; it was heavily publicized and highly promoted by the studio, including even a pretty brilliant Michel Gondry music video for the original Beck song &#8220;Deadweight.&#8221; It‚Äôs a less typical, typical sleeper; people just didn‚Äôt like it very much. I maintain it‚Äôs because it was aimed at the wrong market. The movie was originally billed as a Tarantino-style hipster romance. It‚Äôs nothing like that. It‚Äôs more a feel-good fantasy that should grab fans of movies like <span style="text-decoration: underline">The Fifth Element</span> or the aforementioned Jean-Pierre Jeunet‚Äôs <span style="text-decoration: underline">Amelie</span>. It‚Äôs a goofy, happy, comedy love story. NOT <span style="text-decoration: underline">Pulp Fiction</span>.</p>
<p>But this article isn&#8217;t a referendum on studio decision-making. I hate to use words like &#8220;charming&#8221; or &#8220;delightful&#8221; when describing a love story, because they seem to come pre-charged with undertones of &#8220;underwhelming&#8221; and &#8220;don&#8217;t-expect-too-much.&#8221; So let&#8217;s go with &#8220;funny-as-hell&#8221; and &#8220;awesome.&#8221; 1997 gave us the <span style="text-decoration: underline">Star Wars Special Edition</span> reset alongside other blockbusters like <span style="text-decoration: underline">The </span><span style="text-decoration: underline">Lost World: Jurassic Park</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline">Men in Black</span>. All in all, it was a pretty good year for movies, <span style="text-decoration: underline">Con Air</span> notwithstanding. So who the hell knew what to do with a movie about 2 matchmaker angels threatened with earthly transfiguration if they failed in their assignment to get the recently laid-off janitor and the billionaire heiress to fall in love.</p>
<p>So &#8230; About that&#8230;</p>
<p>The two angels, (Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo) whose job it is to introduce future spouses to each other, have had a bad run of divorces. They are heaven-sent from a retro 50s/60s style police station by Chief of Police, Gabriel (played by Cheers fan-favorite Dan Hedaya who, coincidentally, is also in Alien 4). Their new case is a toughy, and if they fail, they will be punished by being forced back into mortality.</p>
<p>The couple?</p>
<p>Ewan McGregor is the happy-go-unlucky janitor, Robert, who is replaced by a floor-sweeping, (coincidentally R2D2-looking) robot janitor. Later that same day, he&#8217;s dumped by his girlfriend in favor of her aerobics instructor, and for the coup de grace, the angels show up incognitus to repossess his car and home and couch and, well all of it.¬†Cameron Diaz is the billionaire&#8217;s malcontent daughter, Celine Naville, complete with zebra print gloves and blue cashmere blazer. She resents her father (as all billionaire children should) and just recently (though probably accidentally) shot her latest suitor in the face with a .44 caliber revolver.</p>
<p><strong>Other electro-job theft</strong>:<br />
With the increasing use of home robots like automatic vacuums, the soon-to-be-popular automatic lawn mower, and the dramatic rise in production-based robotics (especially in relation to oceanic oil platforms), more and more jobs are being taken from humans and given to machines. While it may be more ideal to give war-specific duties to radio controlled robots (i.e. the Predator drones in Iraq and Afghanistan), the idea of the world envisioned by Kurt Vonnegut in his prophetic 1952 novel Player Piano still strikes most people as just plain creepy.<img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2522" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rosie1-250x250.jpg" alt="rosie" width="250" height="250" /></p>
<p><strong>Extended List of Players:</strong><br />
Robert ‚Äì Ewan McGregor (<span style="text-decoration: underline">The Island</span>)<br />
Celine ‚Äì Cameron Diaz (<span style="text-decoration: underline">The Mask</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">Very Bad Things</span>)<br />
O‚ÄôReilly ‚Äì Holly Hunter (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Thirteen</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">The Incredibles</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† Matchmaker Angel #1<br />
Jackson ‚Äì Delroy Lindo (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Congo</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">Romeo Must Die</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† Matchmaker Angel #2<br />
Mr. Naville ‚Äì Ian Holm (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Alien</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">Bless the Child</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† Said billionaire<br />
Mayhew ‚Äì Ian McNeice (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Top Secret!</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">White Noise</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† Said billionaire‚Äôs butler/assistant<br />
Elliott ‚Äì Stanley Tucci (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Maid in Manhattan</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">The Terminal</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† Celine‚Äôs most recent suitor and one hell of a good dentist<br />
Todd Johnson &#8211; Maury Chaykin (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Blindness</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline">Harriet the Spy</span>)<br />
¬†¬†¬†¬† A ‚Äúregular man‚Äù who befriends Robert (also has a barking best friend who hasn‚Äôt been the same since the war)</p>
<p>The romantic plan? A kidnapping!</p>
<p><strong>Stockholm Syndrome:</strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2526" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stockholm1.jpg" alt="stockholm" width="180" height="146" /><br />
Named after a 6-day bank robbery/hostage situation in August 1973 in BINGBINGBING! you got it: STOCKHOLM, Sweden. This syndrome is characterized by victims of hostagery becoming emotionally attached to their captors. Though rare, afflictees display defensive attitudes when their captors are punished. In the extreme case of Jaycee Lee Dugard, after having been raped and held captive for over 18 years, Dugard described her assailant as good with kids. Jaycee Dugard was just rescued this past August after her 1991 abduction and though she was held in a so-called ‚Äúsecret backyard‚Äù surrounded by a privacy fence and tarp, referred to the kidnapper as a ‚Äúgreat man.‚Äù</p>
<p>So Robert storms back into the offices of Mr. Naville with an attitude and no plan at all. Naville is having a talk with Celine, informing her that she will have to work for her money now. Robert bursts through the door carrying a jani-bot. He demands his job back, and is immediately dealt with by a pack of fatty security guards. In the office melee that ensues, Celine kicks a gun to Robert who uses it to get away from the guards and then to shoot Mr. Naville in the leg. He kidnaps Celine and drives away with her into the countryside to try and figure something out while the line between who is directing the kidnapping begins to blur. And as the 2 angels (again, in disguise in disguise in disguise) are hired by Naville to track down Robert you wonder, is their plan working ingeniously or failing spectacularly.</p>
<p><strong>Top 5 Wacky Syndromes!! </strong>(these are all real by the way‚Ä¶)<br />
5 ‚Äì <span style="text-decoration: underline">Exploding Head Syndrome</span><br />
Sufferers hear intermittent explosion-like noises in their heads, usually just after having fallen asleep.<br />
<img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2523" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alice-250x245.jpg" alt="alice" width="250" height="245" />4 ‚Äì <span style="text-decoration: underline">Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (aka Micropsia)</span><br />
Sufferers will see people and objects as being much smaller than they actually are. So named because of the belief that Lewis Carroll may have been afflicted.<br />
3 ‚Äì <span style="text-decoration: underline">Walking Corpse Syndrome</span><br />
Sufferers believe they have lost body parts or are in fact dead and can feel and smell their flesh rotting; has been linked to schizophrenia and cocaine use.<br />
2 ‚Äì <span style="text-decoration: underline">Genital Retraction Syndrome</span><br />
Sufferers believe that their genitals are either shrinking or being retracted into their bodies; more common among cultures with widespread belief in witchcraft.<br />
<strong>#1!</strong> ‚Äì <span style="text-decoration: underline">Jumping Frenchmen of Maine Syndrome</span><br />
Sufferers react violently to loud noises by screaming, jumping, and wildly gesticulating. Even more interesting, sufferers seem compelled to obey loudly spoken, authoritative commands, going so far as to attack loved ones if sternly directed to do so.</p>
<p><strong>This week‚Äôs underappreciated actor of the week:<br />
</strong>Maury Chaykin!<img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2524" src="http://mediabreach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/maury-250x198.jpg" alt="maury" width="250" height="198" /><br />
One of my personal favorites. For his portrayal of the first town sheriff in the great SyFy series <span style="text-decoration: underline">Eureka</span> to his great character work in <span style="text-decoration: underline">Cutthroat Island</span> and <span style="text-decoration: underline">Mousehunt</span><span style="text-decoration: none">. </span>And his role in the standout episode of season two of <span style="text-decoration: underline">Boston</span><span style="text-decoration: underline"> </span><span style="text-decoration: underline">Legal</span>, I salute him for being Chaykin, not stirred. (ouch)</p>
<p><strong>Memorable Line:<br />
</strong>‚ÄúOh, and that‚Äôs all I am to you, isn‚Äôt it? The latest kidnapper. A lifestyle accessory. And if it doesn‚Äôt work, it doesn‚Äôt matter, ‚Äòcause you can always get another one.‚Äù¬†¬† ‚Äì Robert</p>
<p><strong>Standout Scene:</strong><br />
The angels are doing their best to put Robert and Celine into situations that might spark that initial bit of love-ness, and have come to a point of desperation ‚Äì the plan is to put one of them into a deadly situation in the hopes that the other will abandon logic and attempt a rescue. I hate to give anything away (to the point where I‚Äôm hopelessly vague), but set to the incredible song ‚ÄúLeave‚Äù by R.E.M. and featuring the equally incredible trademark camera work from The Genius Danny Boyle, the ‚ÄúJeopardy Scene‚Äù stands out as the kind of movie-making that belongs in an Oscar montage reserved for the dead-guy part of the Oscar telecast.</p>
<p>I‚Äôll admit, it can be hard to pump up a romanticomedy, but some of them just do it different. From the great off-pitch but honest actor-sung musical number to the love-poem-writing angels, <span style="text-decoration: underline">A Life Less Ordinary</span> definitely does it different. There are a few romaticomedies like John Wayne&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline">The Queit Man</span>, Adrien Brody&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline">Dummy</span> and Keir Dullea&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline">2001: A Space Odyssey</span> that leave the rom-com genre behind and are just great movies. <span style="text-decoration: underline">A Life Less Ordinary</span> is that kind of movie.</p>
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