May 022011
Fast Five Was Fast Fun For Dustin

Ok, I’m done. I will no longer drive a four cylinder vehicle. As much as I love my Honda Fit, it can’t drift for shit. Those were the kinds of thoughts I had driving home from seeing Fast Five, or the fifth entry in the Fast And The Furious franchise. Critics and assholes alike love saying stuff like “this movie jump starts the Summer season” but that would be a bit on the nose. I’ll just say that for this critic/asshole, I couldn’t have spent two more enjoyable hours than I did watching this film.

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Aug 102010
The Other Guys

With the comedy sorely lacking this summer, we all needed The Other Guys pretty badly.  Dinner For Schmucks, was funny and did get unnecessarily blasted but after seeing director Adam McKay’s return to the format over the weekend, Jay Roach’s movie was clearly just an appetizer.  McKay is now without a doubt, the best, purest [...]

Apr 232010
Sleeper Cell: Southland Tales (2006)

This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper but a bang. There’s no right place to begin with Southland Tales. The movie is Richard Kelly’s follow up to his cult hit Donnie Darko. In short … ok. There is no¬†short version. The story is pretty ridiculously complicated. But the plot? We can [...]