I figure if I just wear a fedora with a “PRESS” card in the band, I can get into at least a few screenings. Right? Until then, I’ve found a better media center for to steal my news. No noisy kids or students. No chess clubs or parental invasions. Just a hot asiago pretzel and iced white mocha. Extra shot. Light ice. And a window seat with a sill. And wifely company. Exactly how theft should be.
So I pretty much knew going into this one that I wasn’t going to walk out just tweeting how awesome it was. ¬†I figured I would get some great Cruise’isms, a couple decent action scenes, and a sneering Peter Sarsgaard. ¬†All of that was there, but what I wasn’t counting on was Cameron Diaz’ out [...]
I know, I know. When you see “Tom Cruise” spread across a marquee there’s a certain connotation attached. For me, as I said with my very first post on this site, I’m an pretty big fan. Save for his couch jumping, I will watch the dude in anything and I don’t think you can argue with the string of relatively good flicks he’s had in the last decade or so. So here’s the new Cruise film, complete with Cameron Diaz. It looks like a mix of From Paris with Love and a dash of True Lies.
Check it out after the jump!
A movie with a twelve million dollar budget with an all-star director and his all-star writer leading an all-star cast grossing under five million dollars is the very definition of sleeper. If ever there were a movie that you should’ve seen but you didn’t, it’s The Genius Danny Boyle’s A Life Less Ordinary. And don’t [...]
I’m sure you’re thinking I’ll make some snide comment regarding vaginal euphemisms and the title of this film. Well, let me put that shit to rest right here. The Breach is a mature place; we’re not a bunch of assholes, ready and willing to cash in on toilet humor. So for those of you cowering [...]
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