Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

I don’t want to write this. In fact, you can go to any number of sites and read their review of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and you’ll probably find what will essentially be a review of the same opinion as my own only far less purple. I mean, it has been out [...]

 
Adam's Crawl Space: Bloodrayne (2005)

Before I get started, I’d like to go ahead and confirm that there are Kristanna Loken breasts bared in this.  If that’s all you were here to find out, then there ya go.  Go on then. Uwe Boll has committed some of the worst atrocities in modern cinema.  He’s responsible for House of the Dead, [...]

 
Shutter Island

Ok, wow.  Buffalo Bill is in this movie. Yeah, THE Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I mean, enough said. That alone should make you want to see Shutter Island right now. Shutter Island is Martin Scorsese’s newest feature film since his awesome remake of the Infernal Affair series (a Chinese film franchise) called [...]

 
The Wackness

I definitely remember the summer of 1994.¬† It was filled with repeated listenings of Green Day’s ‘Dookie’ record, MTV buzz clips (remember those?) being forced into my anus, pining over girls I couldn’t get and a lot of masturbation.¬† I was finding my way, in my own way, much like the protagonist of The Wackness, [...]

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