Breachcast 96: Captain British in 3D

This week we discuss the Spiderman reboot trailer, the Knights of Badassdom trailer, John Goodman joining Community, Excalibur not being remade, Flix Brewhouse, why 3D has failed, Troop Beverly Hills, Captain America, Horrible Bosses, and Game of Thrones.

 
Breachcast 56

This week we discuss Aronofsky directing Superman, Star Wars in 3D, Lone Star being cancelled, Jared Harris playing Moriarty, True Grit Trailer, Let Me In, Buried, Monsters, 30 Rock, Undercovers, The Office, Boardwalk Empire, The Event, Lone Star, Terriers, Rubicon, Mad Men, and Sons of Anarchy. Breachcast 56 Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz

 
Trailer: Jackass 3D

The Jackass television show and movies are sort of guilty pleasures of mine.¬† I know these aren’t really for everyone, but dammit they’re just so insanely absurd and wrecklessly stupid that I can’t help but love them.¬† I know we’ve been vocal here at the Breach with our distaste for the overuse and complete mishandling [...]

 
Breachcast 46

This week we discuss Ed Norton’s departure as the Hulk from The Avengers, JJ Abrams making Wicked, Superman movie news, Pirahna 3D, films we waited too long to see, Predators, and Louie.

 
Breachcast 44

This week we discuss Peter Jackson directing The Hobbit, Tim Burton Directing a stop-motion Addams Family, Seth Rogen is to The Green Hornet as Michael Keaton was to Batman, Top Gun sequel, Mafia Wars: The Movie, Edward Scissorhands being remade, this Summer sucks for movies, Memphis Beat, Team Conan Presents Conan’s Writers, Rubicon, and James hating all TV, ever.

 
Breachcast 43

This week we discuss Neil Blomkamp directing The Hobbit, The Smurfs, Disney and Marvel mini-movies, Conan the Barbarian, House of the Devil, Toy Story 3, and what we’re watching on TV.

 
Toy Story 3

If you listen to the Breachcast, you likely know that I’ve become this site’s cheerleader for all things Pixar. ¬†So it should come as no surprise that I loved this movie. ¬†Do I think it reigns supreme over the first two entries in the Toy Story saga? ¬†The jury’s still out but there is certainly [...]

 
For Your Consideration: If You Honestly Want to See The Smurfs Movie, Get Bent!

I bet you assholes thought you were going to get away with no post today, huh? ¬†WRONG. So I saw this trailer earlier and I really don’t know what to say. ¬†I know it was released last week so even if you’ve seen it, please take a moment to refresh your memory- I can’t believe [...]

 
Breachtube: Trailer for Kane

This trailer tries to answer the question of what a Citizen Kane remake would look like today. I’ll leave it at that, but this is damn funny.

Check it out after the jump.

 
Breachcast XXXVIII

This week we discuss Super 8, Zombie Beatles, Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari in a movie together, Marvel making 3D movies, Elizabeth Perkins leaving Weeds, Iron Man 2, Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Lost.

 
Piranha 3D Official Trailer

Piranhas have scared the hell out of me since I was a kid.  The thought of being violently ripped to shreds and left as nothing but a floating skeleton courtesy of some pathetic looking tiny little fish was absolutely frightening to me.  Hell, it still is frightening.  Jaws damaged me enough as a child, and [...]

 
Star Wars Hexalogy Coming to Blu-Ray

That’s right, ‘Hexalogy’. ¬†You like that? ¬†Alright so this is the biggest ‘no duh’ news story I’ve ever run on the site, but it had to be reported. ¬† I promise I won’t cry about Greedo shooting first, and I won’t mention that the final moments of the third prequel were ruined by Darth Vader [...]

 
Breachtube: 3D Burrito

From the makers of the Lost reenactment we posted a week back comes their new video, 3D Burrito. Lampooning the film industry’s reliance on 3D to make a buck in combination with the crazy antics some restaurants go to for their menus, this short is worth a look.

Check it out after the jump.

 
Trailer: Resident Evil: Afterlife

It’s gotten to the point where these movies don’t even resemble the video game. I guess the same argument could be made for the last two video game entries but nevertheless, I’m not sold on this trailer. I think I’m the only dude on earth that doesn’t fawn over Ali Larter so her inclusion here does nothing for me. But don’t let me stop you from watching.

Check out the trailer after the jump.

 
News: Goonies Remake Gets The Greenlight, Shia LaBeouf Signs On

It’s been 25 years since The Goonies released and became an instant classic. I remember watching the film over and over while growing up in the 80s and nary a cloudy day occurs that I don’t recall the dark, Oregon exteriors throughout its first act. The universe created by The Goonies and it’s vastly superior video game sequel are ripe for the proverbial picking, with character and adventure to spare. Rumors run rampant each year of sequel talk, even with the cast playing a sort of paternal role to a new generation of Gooners.

Well my friends, you can stop all that worrying. The wait is over.

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