I know this posted everywhere a few days ago, but I can’t resist. Feast your eyes fully on what is sure to be the greatest television show in history!

Even after nearly six months, this is still my favorite movie from this year’s SXSW film festival.  There is a trailer out there that gives WAY too much away.  But I came across this teaser and decided it not only gives you a great sense of what the film is accomplishing but is pretty damn [...]

No, it’s not for the horrid Cindy Crawford vehicle from the mid-90s. This is some spy shit with King Kong’s main squeeze and Spicoli. Check it out after the break!

So this was one that I admitted I needed to see again before fully fleshing out an opinion. It was the last film I watched at this year’s SXSW so I was dog tired and the opening (as well as this trailer) would have you believe this is going to be an action film when it’s actually a romance set against the back drop of a future where humans are coexisting with giant aliens. The major coup for this film though are the effects. Director Gareth Edwards basically took a couple of people with him to Mexico and shot a film, guerrilla style. The whole thing was made for a small amount of money and the effects were done on Edwards’ laptop, by himself. Basically everything you see in this trailer has an effect in it- the warning signs on the road, the plane parts and the jet being pulled under water. At any rate, I’ll stop rambling but check this out after the jump.

I don’t know, this sort of seems kind of stupid to me. I refuse to believe that the train wouldn’t be going through some sort of rural area first and could just be blasted to bits without harming anyone. That said, there’s a lot of respectable people involved so I’ll give it a look in November. For now, all we have is this trailer.

The Jackass television show and movies are sort of guilty pleasures of mine.  I know these aren’t really for everyone, but dammit they’re just so insanely absurd and wrecklessly stupid that I can’t help but love them.  I know we’ve been vocal here at the Breach with our distaste for the overuse and complete mishandling [...]

Here’s what you need to know-

* Horror Film
* Guillermo Del Toro
* Children in danger

Now watch the trailer and decide for yourself if all those things will work together (Spoiler alert: they will)!

I showed this to the wife and her first response was a terse but curious, “is this a joke?  Are they serious?”  Although not nearly as off putting as the Smurfs trailer from a while back, this is still a pretty good example of the crap Hollywood is churning out at an alarming rate.  Last [...]

First of all, I’m sorry for making you click on this, because I know you did. Secondly, now that you’re here, you absolutely have to watch this. From the makers of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, I give you the trailer for Titanic II.

Look, the majority of us here at The Breach want you to watch this show. It’s easily one of the best shows on television, without a doubt. Are you caught up? Good deal, click the embed below and enjoy the preview of what’s to come for Dexter in season 5. If [...]

Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis in a Todd Phillips (The Hangover) directed movie.  The hell else do you think I need to add here?  Watch and anticipate.

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So M. Night Shymalan is producing this but I’m still interested.  I’ll let the trailer speak for itself but tell me what you think in the comments-

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I’m pretty pysched for this flick but I  have to agree with some statements I’ve seen that the original Grindhouse trailer for Machete is a little more effective than this.  That said, it’s still pretty cool.  Check it out and leave a comment.

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So here’s the teaser for Paranormal Activity 2.  Last year I’m pretty sure everyone in the US saw the first one, so it’s not really a surprise that this exists.  Director Oren Peli is on as producer and a credited writer, but is not directing.  Tod Williams was on deck to direct Paranormal Activity 2 [...]

Besides the exclamation of 3D at the end, this is a rather nice little trailer.  Perhaps playing up the darkness too much, I’m still looking forward to the final two entries in the Potter film series.

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