Briefly… it’s been awhile since i’ve taken on a superhero flick here on the breach. i passed on thor and cap and hulk and lantern and whatever else might have popped up in there that i’m leaving out. not enough DC i say. but the last time i was here talking about men with super-suits [...]
Update: The trailer I’m referring to in this article is now released. Doesn’t really have an impact on what I’m attempting to say though. Read on if you’re bored. I’m going to keep this extremely simple, short and sweet. Everyone on planet Earth knows a Batman movie is coming out this summer, WB. [...]
Tomorrow I’ll be constantly reminding myself that I’m an adult and adults don’t go out and buy things they want just because they want them. Instead, they post trailers of them on websites, gush about how they want them, feign restraint, and get meta in an introductory paragraph. Currently, I’m in chapter two of The [...]
It’s the gaming and movie equivalent of those Taco Bell Dorito tacos. I mean, as anybody whose ever seen a Studio Ghibli film, why wouldn’t you want to play something with that kind of emotional scope, visual beauty, and epic score as a game? Whether or not this will be any good remains to be [...]
so i was reading over some of my old reviews deciding how i should start this new one, and i discovered that i disproportionately begin my posts with the word “so.” what’s the explanation? i figure it’s that in the world of the internet, we aren’t separated by time or distance, so much as we are [...]
Disclaimer: This is entirely a joke… Unless Ryan Gosling is really reading this. Dear Ryan Gosling, May I call you Ryan? Or is it one of those Janet Jackson kind of things, like, your first name ain’t baby, it’s Ryan, Mr. Gosling if you’re nasty? If that’s the case, I’ll stick with Ryan. I don’t [...]
so i waited about a month or so (prolly longer) to actually go see this movie. and then i waited about a month to write the review. and then i guess another month to finally post it here. so whatevs. in any case, this’ll be going up right around the time this movie comes out [...]
There’s a part of me that feels guilty about admitting this. After all, we here at the Breach are nothing if not the pinnacle of movie reviewing professionalism, providing the entertainment starved masses with sharp, timely, movie and video game reviews that delve deeper than those of our brothers in blogging. So it is with [...]
I had my faith restored in the festival on Day 5. Read on for the details. Casa De Mi Padre For those of you unaware, Will Ferrell made a movie where he speaks spanish throughout. It’s basically a telenovela spoof with incredibly absurdist humor. If you like Ferrell, as do I, you’re going to like [...]
Let’s see, where did we leave off? SXSW is still a mixed bag for me and I’m finding myself going to more of the comedy stuff rather than movies. Honestly, the comedy events have been consistently funny where as the films… well not so much. That said, the movies and/or TV shows I’ll be discussing [...]
Here’s the recording Dustin took at the Conversation with Joss Whedon panel. The audio is a bit funky but it’s serviceable.
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I apologize for not writing anything sooner. Admitting something fairly sad here but SXSW has been a mixed bag for me this year. I’ve seen five movies so far- two great (one of which I can’t mention until tomorrow I think), two mediocre, and one down right terrible and sloppy. It seems this year I’ve [...]
I like to think I provide a service to the Breach faithful. I like to think that. Do I actually believe that? No, not really. I mean, most of the garbage I decide to dive into you folks wouldn’t even get close enough to sniff. Still, I feel weirdly compelled to continue on and [...]
For the first time in two years, an animated movie is not on my favorite movie of the year. In fact, there was barely an animated movie on my list but change is a good thing. I’ve been pretty happy with the movies released this year and this was the easiest 10 I’ve done yet. [...]
This week we discuss the Starship Troopers remake, Benicio Del Toro leaving Star Trek 2 but Robocop stepping in, the Jaws ride shutting down at Universal Orlando, Wrath of the Titans and hair, Insidious 2 being announced, the trailer for The Cabin in the Woods, whether movie theaters should adopt “Tweet Seats,” The Munsters being remade, Terriers, Warrior, Millennium, and Tyrannosaur.
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