I like to think I provide a service to the Breach faithful. I like to think that. Do I actually believe that? No, not really. I mean, most of the garbage I decide to dive into you folks wouldn’t even get close enough to sniff. Still, I feel weirdly compelled to continue on and [...]
For the first time in two years, an animated movie is not on my favorite movie of the year. In fact, there was barely an animated movie on my list but change is a good thing. I’ve been pretty happy with the movies released this year and this was the easiest 10 I’ve done yet. [...]
This week we discuss the Starship Troopers remake, Benicio Del Toro leaving Star Trek 2 but Robocop stepping in, the Jaws ride shutting down at Universal Orlando, Wrath of the Titans and hair, Insidious 2 being announced, the trailer for The Cabin in the Woods, whether movie theaters should adopt “Tweet Seats,” The Munsters being remade, Terriers, Warrior, Millennium, and Tyrannosaur.
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There’s a large, gaping hole left in a weird, over looked film genre, I think. I’m not even sure it could be referred to as an official “genre;” I just feel as though I haven’t seen a movie like Ghostbusters in a long time. I’m talking about a movie that takes a generally scary [...]
This is the post screening Q/A for Red State. Do not listen unless you have already seen the movie and/or hate yourself.
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Cal Weaver’s wife, Emily, wants a divorce. She also banged another dude that she works with. David Lindhagen is his name. Within the first 10-15 minutes, Cal (Steve Carrell) is divorced from Emily (Julianne Moore) and getting dating and style lessons from the nicest “should-be-a-douche-but-isn’t” alpha male on the planet in the form of Jacob [...]
On this week’s Breaking Breachcast, we discuss the Breaking Bad season 4 episode Cornered.
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so i went into this movie in my absolute favorite way – i’d read the premise in TOTAL FILM a while back, and then heard nothing else about it until the day before it released. which isn’t my favorite – this isn’t a treatise on film promotion or advertising or anything – i love me [...]
This week we discuss Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises, the first image of our new Superman, Louie being renewed, modern day trailers driving us crazy, I Love You Phillip Morris, Undeclared, Elizabethtown, Cowboys and Aliens, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
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On this week’s Breaking Breachcast, we discuss the season 4 episode Bullet Points of Breaking Bad.
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But not like a mental breakdown, more like an En Vogue breakdown. And not like you’re never going to get it but… Ok well let’s move on then alright? I don’t know if this will be a regular article or just a one time thing but I wanted to do a more “bloggy”-type write up [...]
so maybe this is more about memory than anything else. we’re doing foreign film this year at the sleeper cell (the french horror HAUTE TENSION (anglicized: high tension) for this week), which is less impressive than it sounds considering i’ve skipped out on the last month or 2. not due to a broken wrist or [...]
Here’s the deal, go read my review from The Hangover from two years ago. ¬†No, seriously I’ll give you a few minutes. ¬†Take your time. Ok, are you finished? ¬†Great, you’ve read my review of The Hangover II. ¬†Only this time imagine there’s little surprise and a lot of stuff is overblown to try and [...]
What can I say about Thor that hasn’t already been bellowed from every other blog mountain? I liked it, didn’t love it. It was enjoyable, but not necessarily good. Performances all around were solid. But I guess I should fill out a few paragraphs right? I can’t just say “it’s worth your money but not your 3D money” and then move on can I? Ok fine, here we go.
Ok, I’m done. I will no longer drive a four cylinder vehicle. As much as I love my Honda Fit, it can’t drift for shit. Those were the kinds of thoughts I had driving home from seeing Fast Five, or the fifth entry in the Fast And The Furious franchise. Critics and assholes alike love saying stuff like “this movie jump starts the Summer season” but that would be a bit on the nose. I’ll just say that for this critic/asshole, I couldn’t have spent two more enjoyable hours than I did watching this film.
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