Look, the majority of us here at The Breach want you to watch this show. It’s easily one of the best shows on television, without a doubt. Are you caught up? Good deal, click the embed below and enjoy the preview of what’s to come for Dexter in season 5. If you’ve never seen the [...]
Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis in a Todd Phillips (The Hangover) directed movie.  The hell else do you think I need to add here?  Watch and anticipate. Digg Stumble Upon Del.icio.us Buzz
So here’s the teaser for Paranormal Activity 2.¬† Last year I’m pretty sure everyone in the US saw the first one, so it’s not really a surprise that this exists.¬† Director Oren Peli is on as producer and a credited writer, but is not directing.¬† Tod Williams was on deck to direct Paranormal Activity 2 [...]
What if you had a pet AT-AT? ¬†This video that I discovered in one of Brian Posehn’s tweets yesterday answers that question. ¬†It’s done by a fellow named Patrick Boivin, who is a rather accomplished YouTuber and maker of these sorts of micro-shorts. ¬†It doesn’t really need anything else to set it up really, and [...]
Look, everyone at the very least, mildly enjoyed Meet the Parents. ¬†It made a boat load of cash, and Deniro played nicely off of the awkward Ben Stiller. ¬†The sequel, Meet the Fockers…not so much. ¬†It still made its money, but I’m convinced no one enjoyed that hot, steaming load of shit. ¬†But, the fact [...]
I’m going to go ahead and break some bad news to you here: Ozzy should’ve hung it up a long time ago.  I mean, like, after ‘No More Tears’.  Are you one of those brain dead Ozzy fans that refuses to stop clinging to this guy’s completely shattered legacy?  Let me repeat myself: OZZY.  SUCKS. [...]
Before I officially start up this review, I just wanted to take note of all the eye-rolling that must be going on right now.  You probably saw the review pop up on your facebook or twitter feed and you’re like, “Aww man what the fuck?”.  But you clicked on it anyway and now here you [...]
Thirty hours of my life and still counting.  That’s how much time up until this review I’ve put into Red Dead Redemption.  I’ve completed the main story, but I just can’t stop playing it.  I would’ve never expected to sink this much time into a game that wasn’t a hardcore RPG.  Sure, Rockstar (the developer) [...]
This review is for all of you out there that can’t spell or are just blatantly unobservant human beings.  From the willfully ignorant to the unsuspecting simpletons, this is for you. Transmorphers: Fall of Man is part of a family of copycat films, or ‘mockbusters.’  These films are designed in hopes of catching the one [...]
Deciding to watch Rescue Me was born out of curiosity and boredom. You know how it is these days. Most of us have access to Netflix and it’s glorious instant streaming service, and when you combine that with having a little too much time on your hands and a constant drive to seek out entertainment, [...]
Whoa boy.  Before I begin, let me sit down and tend to this heaping bowl of crow.  Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood is not even close to as bad as you’ve been told that it is.  Maybe that’s why I kind of liked it?  I went into this movie expecting nothing short of a complete cinematic [...]
I‚Äôd like to preface this by saying that this stand-up special consistently pops up in Netflix‚Äôs ‚ÄòLocal Favorites‚Äô section. ¬†I live in San Antonio, TX, so I suppose this makes sense. ¬†I’d also like to point out that any references to gay or racial slurs found in the review are merely to point out the [...]
Piranhas have scared the hell out of me since I was a kid.  The thought of being violently ripped to shreds and left as nothing but a floating skeleton courtesy of some pathetic looking tiny little fish was absolutely frightening to me.  Hell, it still is frightening.  Jaws damaged me enough as a child, and [...]
I’m going to level with you guys, I needed a week off of the Crawl Space.  I’ve done 13 straight weeks of terrible movies.  Well, 12 straight weeks because I can’t count 17 Again as shitty.  I still think Zac Efron is dreamy and my opinion of that movie hasn’t changed.  So this week I’m [...]
Eastbound and Down is without a doubt, the funniest show on television.  It’s the perfect vehicle (I really hate that term but I’m using it anyway so it’s ok) for Danny McBride to showcase his comedic talents.  Shortly after the first season concluded HBO had announced that the show was being renewed for a second [...]
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