Update: The trailer I’m referring to in this article is now released. Doesn’t really have an impact on what I’m attempting to say though. Read on if you’re bored. I’m going to keep this extremely simple, short and sweet. Everyone on planet Earth knows a Batman movie is coming out this summer, WB. [...]
I like to think I provide a service to the Breach faithful. I like to think that. Do I actually believe that? No, not really. I mean, most of the garbage I decide to dive into you folks wouldn’t even get close enough to sniff. Still, I feel weirdly compelled to continue on and [...]
If you have an iPhone or an iPod touch, or are perhaps one of the unlucky billion than have an android phone, you know what this game is. I’ve had encounters with all versions of this game to this point, and none have managed to impress me. I like a well designed casual game, I [...]
This is going to be a pretty brief review compared to most of my other word fests.  I’m not here to defend Your Highness to the death.  From Joe Fuckface’s perspective, it may seem like it’s barely a movie to begin with.  Whenever you mashup two genres, especially two that are so wildly opposite like [...]
We kind of all saw this coming, didn’t we? ¬†Alot of industry insiders were already wary about Snyder’s involvement with Superman, and all the whispering about him possibly being canned from the project got even louder when the buzz on Sucker Punch was largely negative. ¬† So really, it’s not a huge surprise, but what [...]
At first I was just going to pretend that I hadn’t taken any time off of the column and this was yet another weekly installment.   I didn’t want to really make a big deal about the gaping hole that fills the space between the last Crawl Space and this one.   But shortly after entertaining this [...]
I was a fairly casual fan of the Elder Scrolls series for a long time. ¬†It wasn’t until Oblivion (2006) came out that I went full retard for the series and started retroactively consuming anything that had to do with Elder Scrolls. ¬†I can’t say for sure, but I’m pretty sure I logged close to [...]
The first trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men First Class is now on the web. ¬†If you’d like to skip the snark, scroll on down below and hit the embed up. ¬†I don’t think this teaser is bad necessarily, not even close. ¬†It’s worse. ¬†A bad trailer will make me feel something at least. ¬†This, however, [...]
I’ve been waiting forever it seems for something in the way of a trailer to come out for this movie. ¬†When I read about the concept ages ago, it easily found its way to #1 on my most anticipated comedies list. ¬†Danny McBride and James ‘everyone wishes he was their friend’ Franco as prince brothers [...]
UPDATED WITH EMBEDDED VIDEO (see bottom of post) 11-17-10 I was going to wait until I found a suitable embed to put here in the post, but the only one really making the rounds is a choppy, spanish subtitled mess that I refuse to link to here. ¬†But that’s ok, because who needs a crappy [...]
There are a few things in life that legitimately scare the shit out of me.  As you would probably imagine, being that I am the hardest of the hardcore, they aren’t exactly conventional or even rational things.  One of those few things would be teddy bears.  I will often involuntarily fantasize about these things coming [...]
With the comedy sorely lacking this summer, we all needed The Other Guys pretty badly.  Dinner For Schmucks, was funny and did get unnecessarily blasted but after seeing director Adam McKay’s return to the format over the weekend, Jay Roach’s movie was clearly just an appetizer.  McKay is now without a doubt, the best, purest [...]
The Jackass television show and movies are sort of guilty pleasures of mine.¬† I know these aren’t really for everyone, but dammit they’re just so insanely absurd and wrecklessly stupid that I can’t help but love them.¬† I know we’ve been vocal here at the Breach with our distaste for the overuse and complete mishandling [...]
Dinner for Schmucks is based on a French film called, Le diner de cons by Francis Veber.  From what I hear this version was actually a little meaner and more cold-hearted, but I haven’t seen it.  I’m not here to compare the two at all; I’m here to review the American version with Steve Carell [...]
I’m going to be 100% honest with you right now: ¬†I have officially lost my shit. ¬†As if all of the news surrounding the Avengers movie wasn’t cool enough (Joss Whedon writing/directing, Cap is Evans, etc) things just got a whole lot cooler. ¬†Mark Ruffalo was officially revealed at Comic-Con as Bruce Banner/The Hulk and [...]
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