I was 8 years old when my parents took my brother and I to see The Birdcage for the first time. In retrospect, that was probably a terrible idea, considering at 8 years old, I didn’t really have a clear idea of what is was to be a homosexual. I mean, I had an idea [...]
So, in keeping with my efforts to stay as irrelevant as possible, it’s MAY. We’re more than a month removed from “Awards Season,” Tax Day has come and gone, and Hemlock Grove is, in fact, a pile of poo, and the NFL draft has left the American Football fanbase chuckling at we silly silly Cowboy [...]
The year is 2012. The mainstream sci-fi film drought of the last few years has weathered the cinema landscape leaving so many scars shaped like Michael Bay’s feathered mullet and James Cameron’s Fern Gully. Hearing the pleas from the downtrodden masses, brave souls have stepped forward to deliver fresh, blockbuster-class sci-fi films; films that [...]
so for the 4 or 5 of you who’ve been hanging around here for the last couple years, you know how i feel about the genius danny boyle. ok, so maybe i didn’t like Shallow Grave all that much. and maybe Trainspotting was WAY better when i was 19. and maybe Slumdog and 127Hours seem [...]
That first still that WB released of the new Supes flick was questionable. Any of you that have been following will remember. The super photoshopped/cg’d shot of him in a smashed up bank vault or whatever. Like alot of you I was extremely skeptical. Was Snyder the right choice? I know I’m in [...]
This week we discuss the Riddick, that time when Jesse from Breaking Bad and Hooper from Jaws met on Twitter, World War Z, Peter Jackson directing Dr. Who, Vine teaser for Wolverine, Bartoc the Leaper in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, House at the End of the Street, and Spring Breakers.
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This week we discuss Hansel and Gretel 2, Avatar 2 and 3, Escape From New York remake, Obama being Satan, American Horror Story: Coven, Tom Hooper’s Freddie Mercury Biopic, Christopher Doyle calling our Life of Pi, The Bay, and It’s A Disaster.
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This week we discuss Horrible Bosses 2, Sherlock, Machete Kills, The Hangover Part III, Army of Darkness 2, Iron Man 3, Clerks 3, Doctor Who, The Crow, V/H/S 2, and Bates Motel.
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so this is like redemption day, right? it is. lemme show you. so we’re into the 2nd week of the 3rd month of the year, and i finally get out to my ol’ local cinemaplex to see a movie. what came out earlier this year? dunno. doesn’t matter. if it mattered, i’d know. but i [...]
This week we discuss Chris Nolan getting the keys to the DC minivan, Evil Dead 4, X-Men Days of Future Past, The Wolverine, Anchorman 2, Big Fish, The Bourne Legacy, and God Bless America.
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Catwoman has always been this shitty foil for Batman. She robs shit and he pretends that nothing happened in some cases and in others he toys with her because she gets his little Bat-penis some kind of joy. Go look through Selina Kyle’s history. There really is nothing of note with this character. She shows [...]
This week we discuss The Amazing Spiderman 2, Iron Man 3, Annie, The Crow, Knights of the Old Republic, Bigfoot, Fantastic Four, Game of Thrones, movie franchises ruined by their fan base, The Oscars, Safety Not Guaranteed, Magic Mike, and Dark Skies.
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This week we discuss Clerks 3, John Williams scoring Episode VII, SHIELD, More Episode VII, Upside Down, Sam Mendes, Emptying The Fridge, Sleepwalk With Me, Stitches, Wreck It Ralph, Life of Pi, A Good Day To Die Hard, and The Walking Dead.
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This week we discuss more Star Wars movies, Paul Walker’s comeback, Justice League, Tyler Perry, Sweet Brown, Monster’s University, Night at the Museum 3, Premium Rush, and The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia.
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This week we discuss Super Bowl commercials, Iron Man 3, Avengers 3, Fast And Furious 6, Pacific Rim, The Lone Ranger, Renny Harlin, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Sucker Punch, The Sessions, Stand Up Guys, Sherlock, and 30 Rock.
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